Rockstar Games Created A GTA V Character For Tex And It Looks Like He Should Come With A Restraining Order
The excellent people at Rockstar had the Barstool crew (JOIN THE SYNDICATE HERE) over yet again for a few delightful hours on the sticks. Myself, Devlin, Zah, and Tex threw down with some Stoolies in different GTA V modes such as Trap Door, Motor Wars, Vespucci Job, and others. One of the finer moments is when Rockstar makes our individual avatars. It’s actually awesome, even when they pull happy horseshit like this after a boss allows and encourages his employee be filmed in the shower:
I digress. Kind of. But when we locked Tex into the session we knew Rockstar was gonna have something decent cooking, possible left over from O’Neill’s meth farm after Trevor smashed it up. They did not disappoint.
Now that’s the face of a man who spends his time rallying against multiple billboards in Ebbings, Mississippi. Juuuuuuuuust enough chromosomes to make it work. His virtual character, too.
Props to Tex, though. He came, he dipped, and he even won a little bit. Which is shocking considering I’m pretty sure he shouldn’t be allowed to drive a real, or virtual car due to lack of everything.
Tex @DrHipHops made @SmittyBarstool @devlinbarstool @DaMidgetZimbo look like GTA V amateurs on the Vespucci Job… SOMEHOW went perfect 15/15.
We are indeed ashamed of ourselves.
Full Stream from @RockstarGames HQ ???
–> https://t.co/0Gz8PvDHCm pic.twitter.com/atyGPT6Aod— Barstool Gametime (@StoolGametime) May 21, 2018
Good times. We even had Rockstar trolling Tex with a little SCUBA action.
SCUBA: Sports Conglomerate United Baseball Academy
Scuba.